Possessed

When I first got Taco I made a list of all of the things he can say expecting that he would expand his vocabulary as he got used to us.  I was also very optimistic that we could teach him words such as "Obama" and "Thank you".  Well so far, Taco has learned nothing from us and we have learned a TON from him.  Like don't put your fingers in his fucking face or he will fucking bite them off.  

I am, however, convinced that Taco has multiple personality disorder.  Among the cast of characters that possess my poor bird:

Regular bird voice (think "Polly want a cracker?")

Sweet little girl (when he wants some of your food)

Old Lady

Truck Driver

Me

Brandon

Regular gay guy

and my personal favorite,

Most Flamboyant Drag Queen in existence!

that's it for now:

Byyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (Flamboyant drag queen voice)